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Jessica Biel:
Jessica Alba:
Brooke Hogan:
Lindsay Lohan:
Whoopi Goldberg
September 12, 2007
September 7, 2007
September 5, 2007
Another Glorious Gene Pool Combines To Make Us Feel Fugly
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After weeks of speculation, Halle Barry and her model boyfriend Gabriel Aubry have confirmed that they are 3 months pregnant.
Barry told Access Hollywood that she is “beyond excited,” while Aubry says that he can’t wait for their baby “to give that bitch Shiloh Jolie-Pitt a run for her money.”
Congrats to all, I guess.
September 3, 2007
August 31, 2007
This Week’s Celebrity Asses
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Jennifer Aniston:
Britney Spears:
Elle MacPherson:
Lauren Conrad:
Miss Teen South Carolina
August 29, 2007
How The Heck Did THAT Happen?
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Despite her hectic schedule, Angelina Jolie found the time to make a trip to the Syrian-Iraqi border to visit a refugee camp in her capacity as UN Goodwill Ambassador.
Amazingly enough, Jolie’s trip to Iraq garnered higher ratings than Katie Couric’s proposed trip, even though Couric’s trip hasn’t even happened yet and Jolie’s trip wasn’t even televised.
There! Are! No! Words!
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Britney Spears Fashion Disaster For August 29, 2007:
Aren’t there supposed to be, like, SHORTS under there??
August 27, 2007
August 24, 2007
Say You, Say What?
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Nicole Ritchie served 82 minutes of a four-day sentence for DUI on Thursday due to jail overcrowding, according to the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department.
When asked to explain the sentence, the Sherriff’s Department was quite clear: “One minute per pound, folks.”
August 23, 2007
Try To Put A Perky Smile On THIS One!
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Fox cancelled the little-watched “Anchorwoman” after one night because it drew only 2.7 million viewers in its first episode.
The show, about a bikini model with no news experience who lands the top spot on a news telecast, did not catch on with prime time audiences — much like its struggling sister show “The CBS Evening News With Katie Couric.”
Today In Irony …
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Crazed former astronaut Lisa Nowak — she of Depends fame — now wants her electronic monitoring bracelet removed.
In a hearing in Orlando, Fla., Nowak asked a judge for permission, explaining that the bracelet makes it difficult for her to tie her military laces andgets in the way of tying up and making a stew out of Colleen Shipman.
August 21, 2007
One Of Them IS Housebroken, Though!
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Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson will star in the movie version of the book Marley & Me, based on John Grogan’s best-selling book.
According to Variety, Jennifer Aniston will play one of the owners of the lovably mischievous golden retriever. It is not clear whether Owen Wilson will portray the dog or its master.
August 17, 2007
We’re All Stars .. In The Creep Show
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Evan Rachel Wood told Nylon magazine that she karaoke’d for her lover, Marilyn Manson, in a bar.
Recounted Wood, “I saw ‘Lunchbox’ in the karaoke book. I don’t think he thought I knew the song… so I went up and just screamed it.” Wood said she didn’t think she was capable of vocalizing such deep screams from the pit of her stomach but said the screams came quite easily once she looked into the audience and realized, like, Holy shit, I’m having sex with Marilyn Manson!
Wood says that Manson’s reaction to her performance was almost poetic. “He looked at me after I’d finished the song,” she told a close friend, “ane he turned to me and said, ‘I love you so much, baby. You make me almost .. relevent.“
August 14, 2007
Just Call Her Lil’ Miss Bindi Irwin Von Furstenberg
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Star Magazine is reporting that little Bindi Irwin, daughter of the late Steve Irwin, is going to be starting her own clothing line, Bindi Wear International.
According to the precocious tot, 100% of the profits from the clothing line will go towards Australian conservation projects.
Star quotes Irwin family friend Palmina DiStasi as saying that those actually manufacturing the clothes have based their designs Bindi’s very own fashion sketches.
“It’s clear that Bindi has a very concrete vision for Bindi Wear,” said a source. “She hands us a sketch and our jaws just drop because her vision for the clothes is just so specific and perfect!”
DiStasi points to this sketch as an example of Bindi’s fashion sense.
“I mean, seriously,” DiStasi allegedly gushed. “Have you ever seen an 8 year-old with this much talent and this amazing a vision?”
August 10, 2007
Is That A Sample In Your Pocket Or Are You Just Happy To See Her?
Charlie Sheen has filed documents in Los Angeles Superior Court to amend the terms of the custody of the two daughters he shares with Denise Richards, requesting more visitation rights and less parental interference from Richards.
Sheen also shared with Entertainment Tonight that Denise Richards asked him for a sperm donation. A horrified Sheen immediately said no and told ET, “Geez, save one chick prostitution for a few years and she wants your seed for life.”
Toothy White Guy
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Brad Womack has been chosen to star in the 11th edition of ABC’s The Bachelor.
The 34-year-old Austin, Texas native will join ABC this fall as he searches for the same kind of everlasting love that Andrew Firestone and Jennifer Schefft in season three.
When asked what Womack brought to the table, ABC sources say he is an “aspiring actor” , “white, “preppy” and has a “charming, toothy grin”. Word has it Womack only just narrowly beat out this guy:
July 31, 2007
Maybe The Ancient Bone Saber Of Zumakalis Will Do Her In?
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The National Enquirer is reporting that Courtney Love just might be suffering from an eating disorder, following the rocker’s somewhat emaciated appearance at the House of Blues recently.
The Enquirer quotes a doctor who has never even treated Love as saying that extreme weight loss like Love’s — she went from 180 to 130 pounds in just six months — raises the singer’s “risk of developing serious neurological problems, including depression, seizures, fainting spells, coma - or even death.”
Love’s publicist responded to the article by saying that if 20 years of heroin abuse hasn’t killed the singer, a little eating disorder sure as hell isn’t going to kill her, either.
“Besides,” continued the publicist, “let’s be honest here: neurological problems??? How the hell would anyone in Courtney’s life even notice?”
July 28, 2007
Get It? HERB-ie?
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In the wake of her arrest for drunk driving this week, it was revealed to TMZ that Lindsay blamed the incident on one of her passengers by stating “I wasn’t driving; the black kid was!”
No word yet on whether or not Lohan will also blame “the black kid” for Herbie Fully Loaded.
In a related story, Dina Lohan blasted Jay Leno for exploiting Lindsay’s troubles on The Tonight Show this week. Said Dina, “It’s shameless to exploit this young girl’s troubles.” Soon afterwards, Dina emailed Access Hollywood’s Billy Bush to express her disgust and to plug her new reality show, tentatively titled “How I’m Turning My OTHER Daughter Into A Coke Whore like Lindsay.”
July 27, 2007
Your Hard-Earned Tax Dollars At Work!
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Nicole Ritchie pleaded guilty to DUI and was sentenced to four days in jail today.
She also agreed to serve a three-year probation term and was fined $2,048. Ritchie must complete her jail time by September 28th, which will give jail officials plenty of time to replace her cell bars with ones she can’t squeeze through.
